The year is 50 B.C.,
Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely...
One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of...
Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium...
Senators, I tell you.
Those who escaped the lion's claws
will be poisoned by the venom of the snake.
Too many critters.
Not literally, is it? What?
O Cesar...we hear you!
When you say 'Venom of the Serpent',
and 'The claws of the Lion', we do not understood.
The Lion! The invincible power of Rome!
As the 'Greenhouses of the Hawk'... It has closed!
Is there a hawk? Hush!
As the 'Greenhouses of the Hawk',
is closed on all continents,
but here, in Armorica,
where a handful,
indomitable Gauls still laugh at the beak of the Imperial Eagle.
The Imperial Eagle, is it a problem
to anyone?
These barbarians,
refuse Rome?
It is Rome that will go to them.
Uh...That's it? It is now?
Yes, now.
This is the Venom of the Snake.
Their forest Laissera will make way to glorious buildings.
Encircled by Roman civilization,
they will have to adapt or disappear.
I have entrusted the construction...
of our beautiful city to, Anglaigus the young Architect.
He has designed many buildings
Many of which will not collapse.
Bravo Anglaigus, I love it.
Beautiful small model!
What will you call your glorious city?
I thought, I had...
It was nothing.
So, I have not insisted.
What do you suggest, Senator Prospectus?
It shall be a name that evokes Rome...
but not really Rome.
Rume. Rume?
It's not really Rome.
I fear it being confused with...
Good. What are you think...
The Mansion of the Gods!
The Mansion of the Gods?
The Mansion of the Gods
I am not sure...
If it's not bad...
Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods
Cuckoo!
This one's for you, Obelix.
It's evident, I saw it first.
Ah good? Perfect!
He is scared of me, not you!
Ah good? What are you talking about?
I saw the wild boar first.
Does it flap under your nose?
Ah here!
Monsieur Asterix is this essential?
Have you finished, yes?
I am the fastest.
For the meal!
That is mine! No!
Mine! No!
Mine!
Obelix!
My wild boar,
called me back!
It's not your boar!
What is it, by Toutatis?
121, 122, 123,
124, 125 Sorry, sorry...
126, 127,
and...128!
This is the first tree to be felled.
By Vesta! Get this off me!
Heel!
You will not touch the trees, Roman.
Idefix hates that.
Come on, Idefix enough is enough!
Get out of here, immediately!
The site is strictly forbidden to the public. Is that clear?
I like the Romans without armor.
They make a nice noise when they fall.
O Abraracourcix, our leader, we need to talk to you!
He's in a meeting I can take a message.
I will listen now.
What is going on?
A fish story not so fresh...
How's that, not fresh?
I was answering a question!
Go ahead!
We came across Romans.
Of Romans with strings! What kind of...
strings?
Where we began with a feet in it.
There's a construction site closed to the public.
What is this site,
of strings? It's not too serious.
Come on, let's go again!
Go watch this work. You never know..
Hey, we filed our report!
Your report is finished!
It's intolerable that the barbaric mustaches compromise
Caesar's plans!
The Gauls dislike anyone touching their forest.
Their forest?
Stop moving, please.
By Juno, which they believe?
What'll they think back home? That's the problem..
Well, up to civilization.
We will de-forest!
We should first De-Gaul!
To this, Caesar is counting on your esteem....
Ave, Centurion! What is it?
The slaves, want to work more to earn more. The slaves?
They complain of the inactivity.
Operations,
are suspended...
for securing the site.
How... How, what?
I don't get it.
Bah, that's okay.
Anglaigus to avoid Gauls, you have to work at night.
A night site! Anything to get started...
As with the pull...
Centurion! My staff and I are undecided.
Should we pull?
Must I repeat again? You wait for my signal?
What is your signal, again?
For the 30th time it is when I lift the arm.
All right.
What is expected, by Jupiter? Shhhhhhh!
What are we waiting for?
The report from my scout!
Centurion! You gossip too much with the angry Architect.
It's dangerous.
Returns to the ranks!
But why...
did you pull?
You raised your arm! No..
Ah yes! So, clack!
I gave the signal.
Ave, Centurion.
Scout with report. Where were you?
Here!
What did you see?
We were not far because of...
of the Gauls...
No...I mean. Because...?
THE GAULS!
The Gauls, Humerus? Sound the retreat!
Ave, Centurion!
Come back, band of morons!
Idefix!
What happened now!?
A few Romans!
Here, Idefix... Everything is back in order.
For those empty heads, I repeat....
Listen up!
A tree per night!
Cram your fingers,
in the eye up to Ulna.
Prefect!?
The farm Ulna! Stay, don't stand there!
Where is the tree, pulled yesterday?
I don't have good news. It is not pulled!
What?
The tree has been replanted.
Replanted, figuratively?
No, No...replanted meaning 'Replanted', Look at it.
No...but this can't be true!
This can't be true!
Centurion! The Architect made the fuss!
Silence!
Enough! We step back! We cannot fight.
No! Pull this tree down! Again?
Yes, carry this back to the camp!
Wait...our function provides for the uprooting of trees,
but transport...
You are slaves! You obey and buckle!
Centurion! It is you who makes the fuss!
Keep quite! And you, pull!
Fortunately, I haven't brought Idefix.
O Druid, what is being done?
I might have a doodad spell...
A doodad spell?
Prodigious! Do you realize?
Look at what speed they are growing?
It's growing at the speed of it's habitat?
I have some sort of good news...
It may seem daunting,
see the good side, motivation remains intact. It's great.
Nobody is giving up. We must congratulate ourselves..
Obelix, eat slowly! Do what now?
I want more, I want an acorn. Nooooo! Obelix
Obelix, you are going to uproot this tree, immediately!
Ah no, I can't do that to Idéfix.
So, if I understand you correctly,
not only does the site for the Mansion of the Gods not advance,
but the Romans do not want live there.
We are faced with some reluctance.
Our citizens are reluctant to emigrate to Armorica.
If the site were built near Rome, they would be less afar.
Give me...
a capable solution!
Or you'll end up in the arena with the lions!
It will entertain citizens, not take them,
away from their homes!
The Arena!
That's a great idea, O Caesar!
Huh?
Ha, naughty I'll gut you!
Hercules! To me! Help!
It's me, Hercules!
You will pay, nasty Trojan!
You're going to die like a roach!
It's...Apeldjus, killings, bloodshed, massacres!
Just let him, he is just playing.
It's crazy such violence. Where does he get it from?
Attempting a triple socket?
A twofold! A twofold!
And cervical, by the way.
You feel better.
I must avoid sudden movements.
Ready for the Rattlesnake move? Ready!
I never liked the rattlesnake move!
Good! Sorry old man!
Do not rebuke after 3 times.
Ah Bah! And there's an announcement!
We can no longer make a proper killing.
Men do not speak!
Romans! Romans!
You have had enough!
Enough of the foul city air! The noise...
The frenzy! Traffic!
Bah no, not really!
Know a quite gem awaits you. A nouvelle city,
it's greenery awaits, less than...
three weeks (journey) from the center of Rome.
The divine Caesar offers tonight,
to one of you,
a beautiful apartment, in...
The Mansion of the Gods!
View the impliable which which lies at your feet!
Oh! It's beautiful!
Yes...but it's in Armorica.
Where is this?
I do not know, but it's far.
Let the grand draw... begin!
100-50-3-5-3-100-9
-2-
The lucky winner...
is...
the holder of the impliable number
Two!
But...this is you! Bah! Keep it down!
Hush! I do not want to go to Armorica!
You do not even know where it is.
Who is the lucky number II?
It us here!
It's him!
What did we win? A gladiator?
Make way for the acclaimed winner,
while he descends into the arena!
Oh! Look at your father!
He looks like a Greek hero.
Bravo!
Smile and...! Hold the number!
Uh, um, where is this Armorica Offer?
In Gaul.
Ah yes. Isn't is far?
And...if I refuse to leave?
You refuse and we release the lions.
No! It's true, a little fresh air, can only do good.
Ah, yes!
Yes, Roman Architecture, it's awfully impressive.
Is this the lobby?
Let's stop this spending and you return to Rome...
and explain that the fun is over.
Never! You hear? Caesar gave me a mission!
I will lead this to the end,
even if I've to slay the slaves to the task.
Slay the slaves to the task!?
That is what will happen.
What can we do, Panoramix?
Let me think...
I have an idea but you will not want to.
A you mean a fight!?
That's it! That was my idea.
To protect slaves, I have a plan.
It requires a fight, certainly...
but, a small fight.
A small fight? Is that it!?
Shi Fu Mi!
The camp slaves, please??
Good morning!
You may not know,
I'm in a good mood!
* The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss II *
Good, it must be there.
Here's the magic potion that gives superhuman strength, a gift!
Could I taste some before we gift it?
No, not you!
You'll have to stage a mutiny...
and flee. You will be free.
I first want to say thank you. But mutiny is the issue...
Excuse me?
You speak of mutiny.
But fleeing is it not... a form of force,
another form of slavery?
It's rather the beginning of a form of freedom.
Yet, no mutiny is without oppression.
It is a matter of debate.
I just gave you some potion...
I back the notion...
You take your potion or we glue you one!
Absolutely, absolutely.
What is this?
A beautiful testimony of respect from our Gallic neighbors.
Ah no, you, this is not the time!
* The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss II *
Ouch...
From now on, we will collect a salary equal to the that of a legionary.
We want leaves, two meals per day.
Tres! What?
Three. Ah yes! So now,
three meals per day.
Is that all? No.
When the 1st building in the city is completed,
we want to be freed.
Liberated? Free.
Ah yes, yes. As a result,
it requires more shifts.
It's a little more...
Prefect!? Shhhh...
Are you going to accept?
Yes, it seems prudent to me.
Shall we shake on a conclusion?
Ah yes! Actually...
Roman architecture is impressive!
This is the good work!
What are you doing here?
Centurion, according to a rumor that...
you'll give the slaves the same pay as us,
Can you confirm that this is in the cards?
That is mine! No, mine!
No! Mine!
What do you do? The magic potion,
was to run away.
So, we debated. And the condition,
of runaway slave does not offer career perspective.
What more do you want, by Toutatis?
To become...
a free Roman citizen. For that, we need to finish this building.
We will not let you,
destroy our forest. Keep your men!
We'll come back to destroy this site.
Everyone was served? Yes!
No!
A little silence for my speech.
Let's go! That way!
You do not even know who to punch!
Who cares? As long as we fight!
We must destroy a large building.
We break everything it has. It will be fine..
Wait! Wait for us!
Charge!
Group 44, follow me!
and 43?
43, is in entrance C.
Civilians!?
Oh, a little animated costume while we wait!
I prefer my favorite snack.
Jean-Marcus !
Come on, my love.
Can we can break the big house?
No.
ok, columns then?
No.
A small cart, atleast? No!
What's it for the Romans if we cannot tap them?
Alright men! Let's go home.
I need your title.
But this is my title!
It was given to us by Caesar.
What more do you need?
Petirictus...
Petiminus.
Petiminus, I cannot...
Say it!
Stop fidgeting or you will not get away.
As long as it takes by Vesta!
The mosaic, it's long.
This is not new.
Your mosaic has a problem.
Excuse me?
It's too big and not consolidated
The point?
It's perfect, Peticitrus. Petiminus.
Petiminus, I cannot accommodate you. Thank you. Next!!
We traveled for weeks!
It's Cesar...
Return tomorrow with a completed record. Next!
Go file... I'm busy!
Perdus in Armorica with nowhere to go...
What if you come across Gallic barbarians?
No! I hate fighting.
Hercules will flatten you!
Look, he raises his own column!
I have the right to play with the dog.
Of course, he's very good in fetching sticks.
Huh, Idéfix? Stop barking
I train in Menhir deliver ... but it isn't that, actually!
Go, Idéfix, fetch!
Hercules!
We have no luck,
you said.
What is going to fall upon us?
Papa! Mom!
I found Hercules!
Who is, Hercules?
Apeldjus! Save the child. Let's settle this!
Man to man.
I understand you!
What about?
In a general way... you are...
The soup is getting cold!
In a minute, Mimine, I'll be there!
You very disappointed not to have had a good fight?
We took the magic potion for nothing.
Yeah! Yeah
If I meet a Roman civilian,
I shall send him a glance which will speak volumes!
Me, if a Roman civilian wanders his way...
I will show him, but ask no more.
Me, me!
If a Roman helps me carry my basket I will say thank you...
but it will not be sincere.
They are friends! They don't know where to go.
They don't have the right documents.
The last time a Roman came, I was born.
Civilians or not, Romans in the village, I have to disagree.
It begins to look like a small invasion attempt.
Attention! The invaders are...
But where did you see...
invaders? It's a lost family.
But Mimine? A family is a family.
Breakfast must be starved That's all I see..
Come, eat. There is warm soup.
Do not worry about these big fools Come sit..
Asterix, village warrior.
Petiminus, Maisonette.
I cannot lodge you with me, I have had problems.
It's the fault of the acorn.!
Obelix will find you a solution.
About the Roman, what is he doing?
What about?
He's from The Mansion of the Gods! To fact that, he did not tap the civilian.
In the meantime, work continues.
And it will get worse.
We must find a way to get rid of civilians...
without tapping them!
It's time we go, Obelix!
I raise my health horn to the Residents of the Mansion of the Gods!
Ah, at last The famous Armorican rain!
And that at Rome, they stifle heat!
Ave! Hello!
Fresh fish, come and get it! How much do you sell,
those mackerels, for?
Uh...1 sesterce.
1 sesterce! In Rome, it is 5.
And it's not fresh. Five!?
Oh, no, no... We, here is uh...a.
Maybe because we are beside the sea...
In Rome, too, right?
In Rome, the sea is dirty.
I will take three.
Yeah!
Hmm?
You're proud of it?
What? I should refuse to sell to the Romans?
Were you in Rome, you would've sold fish, 5 Sesterces each!
Had you been in Rome, you would stink less.
Incomplete file.
Next!
What is he going on? I do not know, you see anything?
Do you know what's happening? No, you see anything!
We'll try to sleep anyway.
It will never be worse than Rome.
And here at least there is rain that refreshes!
Ave! Hello!
Go on, hurry up! The ladies from the Mansion of the Gods!
4 Sesterces a mackerel! Cheaper than in Rome!
Oh this is lovely trinket!
It's not... Attention!
a trinket everyone.
It is a shield that belonged to Vercingetorix.
Tell them ladies...
how much stuff belonged to Vercingetorix!?
If you were going to sell fish, I'll mummify your fish!
Incomplete file!
Next!
Do you know what's happening?
No, we see nothing
We'll try to sleep anyway!
It can never be worse than Rome!
Here at least, rain is refreshing.
Ave! Hello!
How much does it cost?
Special Price for Mansion of the Gods: 40 sesterces.
Had it belonged to Vercingetorix, it would triple!
First, I do what I want! Second, how much is triple of 40?
Here you go, 120 Sesterces.
At this price, I would buy.
It's too much!
Say that your fish belonged to Vercingetorix.
The smell, it not shocking!
Oh look! This is picturesque! Well Done
Next!
We got it!
We got it! We got it!
Good morning! Hello!
Hola, how's tal?
Hat, hat, guys!
Impressive, Anglaigus! Very impressive!
And all this in time!
But it was not without difficulty, Senator.
There he is proud. Will be 8 days!
He kept his pants with both hands.
Good, it will!
Centurion! Hmm?
No, No, later.
Your senator will be gone.
What is it?
I promised to free them, but I have no authority.
You promised what?
And we pay. And give them housing..
What?
No way, we fight.
Leave it to me.
Um, um...
Slaves!
By the powers conferred on me
by Caesar, the Roman people
and the fuss, I... Senator Gaius Prospectus,
Hop, Snitch, free you.
We are free?
Here...
Ah bah, hey there, I can tell you that it's nice.
You will not forget to check out of your homes.
We understand they were allocated to us.
When you were slaves! Now you have to pay.
15 Sesterces rent per week.
15 Sesterces! Still!?
But, good news!
Positions for building workers have come up!
Salary is 15 Sesterces per week.
You agree?
My God! The proposal...
Perfect!
You are incurred.
Uh...Anglaigus, your workers are not at work.
The nerve, lazy band!
We pay you what exactly!? Come on, hop!
To the construction site!
The whiplash and the trot!
But this is slavery!
I must admit, you are efficient!
No...
I am Senator!
They are new, my antiques!
For Vieiileries,
Contact the specialist! From father to son...
since Vercingetorix!
7 Sesterces a mackerel!
6.99 Sesterces a mackerel! 6.99 Sesterces only!
Three mackerel offered for three mackerel purchase!
It has been 6 mackerel at the price of...
I'm telling you, this shield is not for sale!
Even for 450 Sesterces?
Is that the offer? I'll have that wrapped.
As usual, lemons offered...
Thanking you.
Give us two fish.
You eat fish, now?
Well as required, there will more wild boar in the forest with this mess!
That will be 14 Sesterces.
What? This a joke?
It breaks my heart to raise prices,
but it is more expensive in Rome.
It's theft! Drop your prices!
Why? Even at 7 Sesterces, my fish sells like small antiques.
I will take one!
A mackerel for two, exactly.
The fish, affordable? There's nothing to eat?
It's not my...
You have all gone crazy!
Monsieur Asterix stops us from tapping the civilians!
And when we welcome them, he wants us to refuse them.
You are ridiculous! With 7 Sesterces mackerel?
Stop this circus and help us!
Help you with what?
For the Romans to leave, we must demolish the Mansion of the Gods.
What?
To demolish the site,
it is necessary to empty it!
And customers?
For antiques, Romans are the future.
There is no harm to expand trade.
The harm is that you have become greedy fools.
That's wrong! We were already fools.
And we are not greedy, no one knows what it means.
Do not worry, I will not bore you anymore.
Very well.
I'll move to the Mansion of the Gods!
What?
Me, too. Me, too.
I will not stay in a village, I do not recognize anymore.
I believe, this would be a perfect time for a farewell son?
That's it, I'm leaving too.
The Romans will welcome an artist. I tell you...
Cacofonix...
If you come, it is now.
In brief... I am outraged!
We want housing.
Exit the premises without a fuss.
We do not make a fuss.
But...it's impossible!
Good morning!
Hello! Hello!
Hello Welcome We'll be happy to...
What?
You're even more stupid as you seem.
We will not entertain Gauls! What will Caesar say?
The Gauls want to live as Romans!
Huh?
The crazy deserted their village!
What will Caesar...
if he sees that his plan is 1000 times better than expected?
I have no more free housing.
Find a place!
No problem!
We'll fix you up.
Hercules arrives!
Eggs! Finished!
It's finally home!
Come in!
We did what?
You have an idea, Asterix?
I need the night to advise.
It's weird that the house looks like a box...
It's an apartment, Obelix.
If we knew what a box was Apeldjus,
we'd gone to say hello.
Beautiful!
The poison is working.
This'll be a hit! Tell...
in Armorica, to the inhabitants of the rebel town...
have a right to housing,
in the Mansion of the Gods!
Free for life!
A beautiful free housing waits every family in the Gallic village,
to the Mansion of the Gods!
Free housing?
If that allows me to see over your heads, I will get on with it.
What did you expect? You wilt at the moment?
Civilization, would do me good! Fish and your trinkets!
I'm the village Chief, Mimine We cannot leave!
I never said I'll go with you.
We not holding you. Hell with you Chief!
Who said that?
Go ahead, to the Romans!
It will be one less Chieftan in the market!
As for the fish, find a professional!
I've had enough...
of swindlers! Who is a swindler!?
I'd say it's you!
Listen to the trinket trafficker!
The poisoner, you are no better!
What do I do now?
Where do I go?
Yes! Go!
Is it not better to open with a light song?
An intro?
No, no! Attack directly with something powerful!
For a newer audience, score with high spirits!
Good... Go for the powerful.
But...
what are you doing here, after deliberation?
we decided to bring back our beloved customers.
To this effect,
we discourage any welcome song.
The projectile used is a 7 Sesterces mackerel,
of the highest quality.
Make way, men! Let's go!
These Gauls are crazy!
I have the impression, it is calm now.
You can go back with the luggage.
Obelix!?
There you are!
We are sorry, but...
we didn't know where to go.
You have done well.
* Sara Perche Ti Amo * (Ricchi e Poveri)
prepare a dozen!
To the front lines!
Oh! More...
A beautiful representation,
of the Architect's work.
Ave!
We move to the next building.
We group here.
Grouped!
Steer everything! To the left!
More left! The other left!
I am hungry!
What was I saying?
When?
Here, just here!
You were laughing diabolical.
Magnificent, rather! When?
No, before that!
Ah before... It wasn't long before...
you said 'finally'.
Ah yes, 'finally'!
Finally, I want these irreducible,
after years of humiliation, four buildings and a few patrons
made this come to an end!
O Caesar! Your victory over Gaul is complete!
No! It will be total...
only when what remains is a log, of that ridiculous village!
Ouch!
Change of plan!
There is a village to raze!
Devilish, isnt's he?
No, evil.
Over there!
Did you see...? No.
Why did you turn!
To change corners, it was nothing.
That way! There! There!
Ah! Attention!
So... No, still no boar.
They are all that's left because of work.
There may be one or two.
Bend then?
I...am a bit tired suddenly.
I need a five minute rest.
I don't feel so good.
That's because you're hungry! You think?
That's what you do, when you stay...
without eating. I never stay long without eating.
Don't worry, I will find you a wild boar.
Do not move, I will return.
Not too far now, right?
Apeldjus!
Idéfix!
Charge!
Well? What are you doing?
The card has just been passed for a general strike..
Unanimously!
What?
We believe this assault is dangerous.
It is evident by an assault to raze a village.
We have said this time and again: The war - 'Yes', Drudgery - 'No'!
We demand guarantees.
The druid must be neutralized,
so that the Gauls have no magic potion.
Is it a joke?
We would also like to talk about the courtesy tone.
The tone is inadmissible!
Unacceptable!
The soldiers want to...
destroy the village! I know, I heard.
Raze the village?
The exact wording of the order that comes from Rome,
to 'Raze the village'!
Seize them!
But, nothing is settled!
What? That's the druid...
you were talking about and here he is! What more do you want?
There remains...
the question of free housing.
And what do you think...
of courtesy of tone?
Stop this, by Juno!
If its not on that tone, it will be fine ...
O! O! O Caesar!
No building does draw up pretty high...high enough...
to match...Huh?
No, but
Are you kidding What do I do with him?
You haven't built a prison...
I don't want a cage in my hall of honor!
We have orders to keep prisoners indoors.
So the Gauls can't see.
If it's anything! A hall of honor with a cage.
Soldiers snore...
high.
No, quite high.
High enough!
Don't worry, Apeldjus. Someone will help us.
I don't care. Obelix will break everything!
Find a way to prevent...
Yes...I know!
Accept this modest banquet in...
testimony...
Hey, there! No horseplay!
Testimony of what?
Hercules!
Testimony...
as testimony of you.
The figure falls into the water.
Yes!
You're even smarter than I thought, Apeldjus.
I'll not get you have in the 'The Mansion of the Gods'.
You will be housed with the slaves.
We'll repatriate your families.
What?
I have not seen my wife for 22 years.
She was expecting when I saw her last and now I'm a grandfather!
Family reunion, Centurion!
Apeldjus?
By Toutatis, I'm so hungry Apeldjus!
Apeldjus!
Apeldjus? Apeldjus?
Panoramix!
Petiminus! Asterix! Look!
He have to get him something.
Apeldjus wouldn't risks anything. He's with Obelix...
Obelix?
Aren't you with Apeldjus? Is he back?
He should be up the river! We should go there!
Obelix, guard the village!
I'll come! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Obelix!
A Legion does not live in a luxury property.
22 hours a day,
I earn 10 Sesterces a week.
I'm here to assert my rights!
And the big, Centurion?
What big!?
No, the big one...Centurion?
What big one!?
The big Gaul with superhuman strength! Is he still running around?
We will not repeat the same mistakes,
if he is not neutralized!
But how...
can I neutralize this,
grumbling boar!
This is not our business!
Listen!
I am hungry!
Stop, Centurion!
You will wake him!
Accept this modest meal...
No, this modest banquet...
You bring me more prisoners?
Hush! Slowly, Architect. You'll wake him.
We have orders to cover-up this Gaul!
By the Gods! They have Obelix!
As for the other two near the mosaic!
Your mosaic is damn poor!
The farm! My dad said...!
Silence! We must quickly lock him in a safe place..
And be silent!
I followed the river and have found Apeldjus!
We had to pass, without being noticed.
Hey!
Now what?
The same thing in the other direction!
Quick! Dulcia, wait!
I hope we didn't up early all for nothing!
A visit to the Dolmens,
wasn't that early.
Gather around me!
I hope we have a snack.
We have water, that's something.
If you please?
We have the unique opportunity, this morning to attend...
an extremely rare event.
Charge...
Please!
Archers, at my command,
have the kindness to draw!
Ah!
No soldiers.
But, do something!
What do I do?
I don't know! Go see the Centurion!
What Centurion?
Be nice to attack me minuscule!
What?
I said 'be nice'.
If the enemy has the potion, no fighting.
It's why we locked-up the druid,
in the Mansion of the Gods.
What druid?
Ours?
and the big one, as well.
Which big one?
Ours?
It's strawberry juice he's high on!
Don't be fooled, it's tart!
Tart? In a leather flask?
Where is the centurion?
Maybe it's turkey stuffing...
or what?
Good...I understand. I will descend now.
For a moment....
it's good to talk, but I need to say ...
Stop!
So, superhuman strength?
You want a slap? You tell me if it's quite superhuman?
You may not ask the usual permission.
My first slap is reserved for Roman civilians.
Those, in particular...
proud of their silly clothes!
Roman civilian...
O Abraracourcix our chief! You have deserted your village.
What?
I will teach you never to desert your village.
That's to say?
In administering a slap,
thanks to the powerful magic potion,
I just drank! Are you ready?
What?
To make an overkill...
that will send you cart wheeling to the other end of the forest.
By Toutatis, what power! This can only be magic!
And you?
So much for your stale fish!
By Belenos! What hammering!
And this is for your antiques, pirate!
O Armorica!
Wet Earth with blood, we avenge injustice.
I still want to love you and ring the armistice.
Hum, hmm...So, do or don't they have the magic potion?
They do or they don't? With all this, I'm not sure!
I have to go free Obelix and Panoramix.
Look after them while I'm off.
Asterix, I am so ashamed!
We will see you later.
Dear friends! Our dear village is threatened!
It's time for a generous swig of our magic potion!
Am I to...? No!
I'm about to!
Yeah!
Centurion..in military terms, what do we do?
I do not know, I am unsettled.
They are in trouble.
Asterix! Quick! Apeldjus must be in there!
But it's closed!
Why here?
They can only be here!
Open, by Juno, or I'll kick down this door!
Apeldjus!
The reception is closed, by Vesta!
Open this door, Architect!
Asterix! Panoramix!
How many inside?
Clear the yard or I send in the guard!
Guard! Stop them!
I'm up here!
Apeldjus! Release the prisoners!
Release the prisoners, say it!
When I say the mosaic is defective,
is that it...
is in...
dire,
need!
Oh!
Apeldjus!
You know what?
An Owl hoots as it's awake?
Silence is golden!
And that one, did not you fly.
Papa!
What have you done to Obelix, Architect? Talk!
We do not have the time to find him.
I must make the magic potion, immediately,
for everyone.
Ouch!
Hey, I was locked out! You had forgotten me!
It's an hour of discussion!
Do we attack or not?
If we retreat, would you punish us?
There is a chance, yes!
Good we'll re-vote!
Who is in for a retreat?
And who for an attack?
We retreat.
Oh no!
Men! After them! Yeah!
The salt is missing! A dog took my herbs!
A for mackerel for 7 Sesterces!
It's good! I do not need more.
Ah yes! oh yes yes!
Hmm...what is it?
Down, Panoramix! Quick!
Don't you wish to take refuge in the apartment, Centurion?
I couldn't! You've all taken it up.
The Gauls are breathless!
Why are they out of breath?
Usually, We never have time to escape.
Say it.
What do you need more to admit? They lack the potion, a sign?
The Gauls are breathless!
Go men...charge!
What is going on...
here?
Where is he?
Ah my Cesar!
No building will stand high enough,
to match the greatness,
of Caesar!
Accept this modest banquet,
in testimony,
...for nothing.
I haven't found one yet.
You imagine that I am came all the way from Rome to eat?
How about a small tart-let?
What's in that, tart-let! Remove all this grub!
And be quick about it!
Ah, ah, ah! When Caesar says 'Jette'
It means discard everything!
Yeah, that's not true.
Stop anyone who resists!
Panoramix, quick!
Almost, almost done...
Asterix!
No! The potion is not ready!
The potion is not ready!
Panoramix?
You have lost, Gauls! This time, Rome was stronger,
than your people. Admit it!
And submit!
I will never submit.
I am, Asterix the warrior Gaul.
I was assured the Gauls had become Romans.
But, they are! They are!
O Caesar!
Look at him! Your victory is total! Behold!
You prisoners!
The civilization of the wild mustache...
is finally eradicated! And that stupid,
arrogant little warrior,
will now join his big accomplice...
in the dungeon!
Obelix!?
I am not big!
Just round!
Load! Charge!
If you please...
Obelix!
Open the door! By the Order of Caesar!
Are they doing outside? They are here to help us!
Yes, you could say that.
Archers away!
Fire at will!
Don't let him...
get away!
The finishing touch!
You shall not pass!
Old beard! You are free to go!
Ah...it's going to be the same lemonade, here!
Friends, our freedom is again threatened by the insidious tentacles of Rome...
Here we go! Here we go again!
Hope you had a pleasant stay, at The Mansion of the Gods!
And we invite you to return to Rome by the outputs provided!
The joke is over!
* Fugue No.5 in D Bach * (Swingle Singers)
Obelix, that one, is for you!
Of course!
I saw that one first.
Attention!
We meet!
Pull yourselves together, by Mars!
I need the name of the person responsible for all this!
That name would be Cesar, Madam.
But how did you make it here?
It's a long story. At the end of the project,
it was necessary to consider options.
And we were offered, the Legion.
After a while, it was okay.
Wow! Hercules!
What do you deserve, Gauls? DO you have the dignity ...
You're inflated dignity talk, Julius!
How? The sudden...
The Mansion of the Gods is deceitful, treacherous and calculated!
You should be ashamed.
We try things. Sometimes it works, sometimes....
It did not. Go back to Rome and take them civilians.
You owe them a luxury apartment.
And remember, there is a village in Armorica...
which resists and always will resist.
Hooray!
Anyway...
I came, I saw, I couldn't conquer.
One cannot conquer, everytime!
Everyone back to Rome!
But I fell in the magic potion cauldron when I was little.
So, I'm not allowed to drink.
Yes, yes we know... a little drop?
Thank you for everything, Asterix.
Rome we will seem empty.
Here, Petiminus...
A Memory of Armorica, compliments!
From an old Gallic Druid.
Do you want me to...
make one more figure for you?
I'm sorry, that's all I know to carve.
Apeldjus!
Attention! A menhir!
and that's for you!
Romans! Romans!
Entertainment for this evening... It's hard!
It's Formi, it's great!
Hello little one! You first punch the abdomen.
Can you turn around...
a bigger punch for an incoming fist!
The name Big Punch, could I take that? Quite there!
After the blow of the robin.
And it easy, not like training.
Uh, the robin...
what is it again?
Immobilization, strangulation.
It was repeated 3 times!
Fight like in training,
and you will not get hurt.
But we got it all wrong!
You got it all wrong, all right!!
Use your head, out there!
Thank the divine Caesar,
for the glagla...gladi... gladiators!
Ave Cesar! Ave Cesar!
Get me out of here! Or it's the lions for all of you!
You hear me? The lions on 75,000 people!
Magnificent!
He has a incredible talent, this Petiminus!
It's nice! You dressed as Gauls.
The sarcasm starts again!
I...was disguised as a Roman for the approaching enemy.
Exactly!
Hey! We are Gauls! One stands well at the table!
Traitor!
Who called me a traitor?
It's us the invincible!
No more!
It's irreducible!
Aye!
Isn't that true? Ir-re-duc-tible!
I told him no garbage!
I do this for fun, not for the claims.
The End!